I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
she was wearing a cheetah print one-piece and i slept with her anyway. big mistake.
I kissed a girl and did not like it. Now I hate Katy Perry even more.
I hate it when hot girls behave. It's so anticlimactic
The look your mother gives you when she sees you masterbating on web cam is unlike any I've seen before, but this is a case where, I would say, ignorance is bliss.
you should have heard her the other night. no sentence related to one preceding it. it was like she was in etch a sketch and when she moved she forgot everythin
the EMT asked how you broke your nose and you said, "you know, the usual wear and tear."
There is a direct correlation between gooch size and male fertility. Science.
I am not a slut. I'm just very open with how much I love to have sex. Stop judging.
My goal is to be drunk before we even get out of the No Wake Zone.
He just stays over and makes naked pancakes in the morning
just woke up on the floor of my shower...it was still runnning
I mean, don't most people have like a two week grace period where it's okay to ditch new friends?
Ok next time we are filming it. You bring the camera and I'll buy more socks
I asked him if we could have sex sometime and he sent me a three page long text about his feelings for me. that's the only possible situation I've ever run into where a "k" response would have been more appropriate.
Randomize
