ohhhh fuckk. chicks a dude.
ok so the lil girl sitting behind u was picking the hairs off ur sisters back and putting them in her mouth
I think horse shit smells the best of all shits.
I feel like if I were on Intervention, I would have to be a season finale.
At least you weren't that one girl in the bar that was letting everyone draw on her in sharpie. Worst decision I've ever witnessed.
Me and a lesbian played "may the best man win" over a bi chick tonight... I lost, still fun though
I'm just gonna go nail your roommate after we break up anyway.
When She took off her bra.... A tube of lipgloss, her phone, I.D. And a wad of twenties fell out.... I'm officially no longer a butt man
You were sitting in the middle of the floor spewing vodka at people proclaiming "I a whale". That drunk.
I was basically shocked at how calmly you accepted my violently shoving a french fry in your mouth.
Not sure if creeper guy is too drunk to talk or I'm too high to listen.
Her tutu was on the floor and she wouldn't take off her crown. She kept saying you're fucking a princess!
Surprise court date day!!! Wake the fuck up!
I almost got decked by a guy who looked like Mr. Clean. How was your night?
After 2 minutes he came and said, "thanks for everything". I can't wait to hear what he says next time when I do more than just lay there.
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