don't worry about the poodle she's always like that. she's like 14 years old and ate a bag of weed when she was a puppy.
I told my mom I had sex with him and even SHE was proud. Now that's saying something.
He's got serious oatmeal ass...take a moment and admire how google voice to text was able to detect oatmeal ass....twice
all i wanted was to be slutty. now i'm meeting him for drinks tomorrow because he woke up before i had a chance to sneak out and was too polite to say no
i feel like this needs to be a 'lose some teeth' kind of weekend.
As I was climbing out of the pool he slapped my ass and said 'stay golden', i don't know why but it felt right.
Sorry for eating those cheese fries out of your hands last night
when he pulled his cock out I told him he'd brought a knife to a sword fight
We all just did coke and we're coloring so if you're sober its pointless for you to come over here
What happened with the girl wasn't a gay thing. It was just a mutual respect and want for sex. The guys just weren't there.
Call it what you want. You fucked a girl.
Do you ever actually plan things? Or is it always drugs then whatever happens? I'm considering being worried about you
I did it on acid. I can cook bacon on any condition
I swear the toilet was so cold I tried to stand up but my balls wer frozen to it. most awkward five minutes between me and my mom.
This girl was in the river screaming that someone didn't love her anymore...that's when the guy in a kilt claimed her...
Thank god you don't know my other address I'm safe for now
Awww you know you would like it if I found u
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