Two girls are now jumping in the ocean naked at 10 PM...and I was just starting to hate Ocean City
Are you still at the party or did I leave?
How many times a week can a couple have a threesome with the same guy before it becomes some sort of 3-way relationship?
The fact you even thought licking it would fix it boggles my mind
Well it worked
Not the point
While we were having sex he told me "this is what you get for not parking my car right" I have never drove his car. He was that kind of weird.
I made a drinking game out of watching your DUI video, everytime you say " okay, well thats just your opinion"
Would you have sex with a guy wearing a Batman mask?
It's all hypothetical, I don't have a Batman mask... yet...
Woke up naked wearing mismatched earrings. Didn't even make it to the bar.
Correct me if I'm wrong, but did you let me pee in the grass while barking? And also, how many of you have videos?
Last night when you stole the construction sign you told me to tell you that first you did it for the money Than you did it for the music But mostly you did it for your family
he's the second guy to suck on my nipple in front of my friends that i haven't made out with.
You hit a new plane of existence as we all watched in awe
Open the door and I will lure them out to freedom with viagra and candy orange slices. You know they love that shit.
I brought my porn computer to class by accident
How much porn do you watch if you need a special computer?
There’s an entire generation of people out there who didn’t grow up watching Mr. Rogers and it shows. These Boomers need to get their shit together.
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