Don't go all Obama on me. George Bush this decision and just do it. Thinking's for the morning after
woke up to moans and hushed"we can't do this with him in here." hope they had a good time
I kept waking up & seeing my Goodfellas poster and thinking it was a window with people crammed against it staring at me.
I guess the lighting in my room made it look like they were moving. I remember telling myself that they were watching over me and protecting me from the cops
Tornado booty call.. dedication
I recorded his orgasm, set it as his ringtone, and called him while they were singing happy birthday to his mom. Yeah, revenge is sweet.
HOW IS IT EARTHLY POSSIBLE TO DO THAT MUCH DAMAGE WITH JUST MY THUMBS?? HOW???
the problem is i have six tabs of acid in my freezer and no self control
She showed up after 3 hours and proceded to make us all feel like resonable human beings. I dont know how she did it but she did it.
I'm not sure. But he has a pet sugar glider. So, points either way
As long as that's not his name for his dick.
Last night when we banged she had nothing else on but socks that said 'property of Jesus' on them.
Is someone on their way here yet? I'm way too tweaked to be here alone
He's a snuggler. Every time I attempt to make a move to find my bra he reigns me in. Needless to say i could be here a while.
For the love of god, if any of you are up, bring me pants.
He ate me out on the front lawn of the post office. The people in the office across the road definitely got a show!
Spent like 2 minutes so far learning and 35 minutes in a group chat talking about big asses. Yet another Wed zoom meeting.
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