its taking every last moral i have not to steal this bike
you still have morals?
Well actually itd just be too hard to ride the bike with this large rake i just stole
just so you know, you can get through airport security with handcuffs no questions asked
then he tried to tell me how many times he had seen Scott's dick. his estimate was about 180 times. he thought I didn't understand.
After blacking out and loosing my phone for a month, I found it in the parking lot across the street. Last text "rager in the street". I remember none of this.
After we were finished she said "That was like marriage sex". Should I take that as a compliment or insult?
Did strip banana grams actually happen last night
By 11 pm the pants were off and there was no turning back. But on the bright side, you promised me your CDs when you died, you even signed a napkin saying so.
Do you ever actually plan things? Or is it always drugs then whatever happens? I'm considering being worried about you
Do you own a cuff key and know where Karen lives?
As a home can we vote to stab Peter?
I'm still not sure how to feel about the fact that we had a threesome with a guy the same age as my dad
Just beer bonged through a snorkel, add that to the list
Okay she just told me to turn the volume down on the fan. What does this even mean?
gave up morals for lent, so far it's actually been really easy.
My boobs are too perky to pay that much for a car
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