their songs make me feel all the things I wanna feel. Ya dig?
and what kinds of feelings would these be?
Happy, horny, occasionally hungry
I love black thongs
would you consider dating someone with braces an investment?
don't ever try to run hungover. just puked mid-run in front of an old couple that were going for a walk. they were horrified.
He felt like a one man threesome
Just spent the last of my lifesavings on (what i hope is enough of) alcohol. Hello summer.
my head gets it he sucks but my LAME FUCKING HEART IN MY VAGINA doesnt
I've thrown up in front of nearly every customer we've had today.
shotgunning beer in rite aid bathroom. hurry
I'm drinking and making muffins and I believe this is why God put us on earth.
Welp last night I made out with the guy who slices my deli meat at publix. I'm sure there's a joke there but I'm too hungover to find it. Go noles.
Just had my very first high conversation with mom
And you survived it! I'd say that earns you a "Blaze It Like a Real Adult" from the Grown-up Girl Scouts
oh so have I but I'd still suck a dick or 20 in the name of freedom.
He got you flowers. How bad can the sex really be?
not even sure this counts as hungover but like my body can't exist in reality today
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