If i come over, it means nothing
I left when they started reinacting what appeared to be a jerry springer episode
look up what dreaming that you're in a lesbian relationship with a manatee means.
In mid-threesome, need more condoms. Wearing a sheet to the gas station. I'll keep you posted
it is a toga and you are a goddess.
Wake up, take the dog to the trails, puke in the woods. More days should start like this.
I command you to take a shot and dance like the pretty little gay boy you are.
Yeah i was handcuffed to the bed all night but i actually slept like a baby
do you ever feel so high you're swimming backstroke and then you realize you're still laying in bed on tumblr
I spent a good part of the night in a bear hat claiming I'd changed spieces
So. Somehow managed to fuck my contacts out of my eyes. Didn't know that was even possible.
we're like the harlem globetrotters of underage drinking
I went to the strip club tonight. I had never gone, and in a panic I gave the dancer giving me a lap dance a handshake and introduced myself. Redefines business casual.
I had a meltdown and you quoted Puddle of Mudd to me
If it makes u feel any better my dick feels pretty tender dude
Kinda thinking about going to my moms wedding high
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