Having a random hookup so left but love u
i've counted 4 condom wrappers but only 3 condoms. not again.
All I need in life is some dick and a big mac.
drunk me just left notes all around the apt to remind shitfaced me that i have mashed potatoes in the fridge. do not take them down if you come home before me.
Excused from finishing the term project because my lab partner got arrested. For the second year in a row. Public school, I love you.
I've eaten cheese dip for three consecutive meals. I think I need to branch out.
She posted on her FB that he moved out...It's like she wants me to fuck him.
when he was about to finish he told me to avert my eyes and keep my lady parts away. chivalry isnt dead.
One day this summer I just wanna get blown under the hot sun all day.
Deal. Roof-top 69 on Saturday, July 20th. I've got it in my calendar.
He called from a stranger phone to say. He was a t a liquior store and there was a long line they have no condoms. This is the guy i was gonna go on a date with
Atleast he is letting you know he will be late
I just want every freshman guy to know about Grindr just so I can have more options
So last night took an interesting turn.. Never thought I'd say I had to pick up my glasses off the floor of a strip club
FUCK and YOU. times 10. To infinity and beyond. You bastard. Worst. Cockblock. Ever. I'm going to nail your sister.
Ok. As long as I can keep Kevin contained to the room I'll be ok. If not u might have a naked puking Kevin at ur door
We sexted for four hours straight. Is this really what my life has come to?
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