just ate frosted cheerios in coffee with some marshmellows. the college diet begins
does drinking everclear count as brushing your teeth? because i think they are sterilized
I don't know if its because i'm stoned or what but painting my kitchen yellow makes it look crooked
Her life is proof that being a drunken slut will get you places.
I just saw her take the entire bowl of lime wedges from the bar and pour them all in her purse, and now using the empty bowl as a hat. Waiting for security to come and throw her ass out.
I really hope the fuck ferry pays me a visit to close out 2011 properly.
would you say our friendship is at the "help each other shave animal patterns in each other's pubes" phase?
He just kept repeating "not with an octopus" over and over for hours. Soooooo Porn Dare was a succes.
We are gunna have the best winter break smoking weed and eating ham
Sometimes I think about the fact that I lost my virginity while watching anime and I wonder what that says about me
I just tripped over a but plug that was on the floor. It's 430 in the morning
You would be proud of me, I did not take a dab at work today.
The guy whose house were at is drunkenly reading green eggs and ham to us in German
Hey.. Lock your door. There's a drunk girl walking around in here. She just came in my room and peed on my chair.
idk he wanted to trade sex for a triple order of hashbrowns
AND YOU SAID NO?????????
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