JACOB AND UGLY BROKE UP
Sitting at a red light. Windows are down. I'm blasting Gaga's "Disco Stick" and doing an interpretive dance to it because I think I'm hilarious. Look to the left and see two Phi Delts that I know with their windows down. They are horrified. I am probably going to lose their Facebook friendships.
There is no point in being painfully greyhound thin if you are then going to dress like it's raining in 1992.
Just watched a porn with the dvd commentary on i think i need to re-evaluate my life
which bright sisters idea was it to put semi-formal in the middle of no-shave november?
he put listerine on his cock to make the taste more "enjoyable"... i think hes a keeper.
You can't just say things like "great depression theme party" and then not respond.
He was eating mac and cheese. Raw. Like as in he was eating the uncooked noodles then pouring the dry cheese in his mouth.
I may be a little fuzzy on this, but I think at some point I said something about being a generous lover.
Passed out on the bench in the men's bathroom. Feel much better now.
The things i do for you...I put all those condoms on a bed, complete with girl, and you sleep in the bathroom
i'm hungover but need to study so i had a vodka orange juice, three ibuprofen and an adderall for breakfast. what up med school
Ok, they now been on the roof for two days. I can see 4 cases of teecate and a carton of smokes. They are yelling at "fucking fall" and pissing off the roof.
this old dude from the bar is giving me a ride home in a van, his bumper sticker says " don't laugh your kids could be in here" scary world ou here
Rough birthday weekend. Eating McDonalds in the shower and used a fifth of sky as a pillow last night
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