"Reality" and all separate lives are the same thing?... We all have separate realities?! My life Has one reality and yours has another?
Haha how much did you smoke
4 feet of smokeee!
he just asked if i would like him to change his diet so his jizz tastes better. keeper? i think so.
I love how all the girls on the plan b commercial wake up alone.. Like me
Canada just beat USA, the sad part they still need us to make money so who really won
He kept waking up periodically throughtout the night to bit my ear and pass back out.
Going home with an argentinian named sulvio. Ill let you know how it goes.
Two questions: what are you doing RIGHT NOW? and do you know how to drive a golf cart?
She said her hobbies include bangin guys on one night stands and then sending them facebook relationship requests the next morning just to freak em out
I heard from the downstairs bathroom "WHY CAN'T I WIPE MY ASS IN PEACE!" and a pisscrate of glass bottles breaking
Also. I think I just got sentimental over a nude
I'm torn between wanting to wear lipstick and wanting to make out with strangers.
Honestly who turns down a free blowjob?
He's driving 2 hours to visit me and he's bringing weed. I love him so much.
Getting high with your mom, but thinking of you!
My new plan is to whip out my titties when they arrive. Maybe they won’t notice that I broke the couch fucking my boss...
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