Steve is enlightening me on how and why u put gerbils up your ass
i feel like his penis is a security blanet. i cant fall asleep unless its in my hand
she wanted to watch hairspray while we fucked. she's obviously your kinda girl, dude.
Theres an amvulance here. It might be for me
It says a lot about how well I know you when I can understand messages of yours that say things like "sauteed Jesus."
and he's drinking a bud lime in his profile pic meaning i can out drink him, meaning i would clearly be the alpha in our relationship
Well were gunna have to wash the couch cover now...maybe even the couch, soap or fire your decision
Having the sex-a-thon in the back yard led to some really odd tan lines.
Like handprints on my lower back...
Oh I love our desires, it's riding my bike at 2 AM with a massive erection that I dislike.
Well, most of my extended family doesnt know about my love for the penis, so they dont have a reason to disown me
Did you really just call a picture of your erect penis art?
That’s true love. If they recognize a chocolate mold of your anus.
My manager is trying to help me find a good career path, and I'm trying to find a professional way to tell him I just wanna smoke and fuck.
Guuuuurrrrrl! He ate the 🌮like it contained the Covid-19 vaccine!
He’s exactly what I’m looking for: he’s got a broken heart, a working penis and a new boat!!!
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