But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
i can't watch a movie tonight dude, im smoking weed
you smoke with your eyes?
Omg just saw this kid I went to elementary school with at the bar and he used to be cool and I was so awkward but now I have boobs so I WIN.
I gave him a blowie and after he said he wanted to send a giftbasket to the girl we met through.
so the time management class we had to take for work seems to be working. I just beat off instead of waiting for gf to get home bc it fit my schedule better.
She's a Laker fan, her sister is a Celtic fan... no matter who wins I'm getting a celebration bj from one of them!
You took a fire extinguisher off the wall in the hallway to play Ghostbusters.
What can I say, your life is charmed. I'm on the couch trying to decide whether or not to puke again.
i was holding a cup in her face for her to throw up in while screaming THIS IS THE DEFINITION OF FRIENDSHIP
dude, i turned on the light and asked if they were ok and they STILL didn't stop. Most determined sex EVER.
seriously when did my vagina become a soup kitchen for the poor
We're Scorpios. We're like dogs rolling in whatever smells good to us.
Dinner was cheetos vodka and whiskey. This is what happens when even your booty call breaks up with you.
Uber driver has left leg up on the dash and turn signal on for about a mile, there's Chipotle wrappers on the floor, but she's hot. 5 stars.
If waffles and beer don't scream "fuck me!" then I don't know what else to do.
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