i was blowing him and "what if god was one of us" came on his playlist. I had to leave
I walked into my house this morning to find an 18 pack on the counter. I think that's gods way of ringing the bell for round two.
i lnow ive slrrwsdy teted you this. but goddamn girl on tv is a good song
I'm going to see if it catches on fire again, then I'll make the decision.
OMG bikini contest at the bar. You can see this one chicks scar from her c-section and I'm pretty sure she is the best of the bunch.
Why is there a keg in our kitchen? I'm not complaining but why is there a keg in our kitchen?
OH HAPPY DAYS YOU'RE BOTH GINGERS YOU'LL REPRODUCE YOUR OWN KIND
I'm more of a 'talk at me while I stare at you' kinda girl.
I'm putting my hangover kit in my car for the trip to work tomorrow morning. Dedication
for the record im never blowing a guy on the toilet again, that was sad and degrading
I just found weed in my bra #magicboobs2k16
he's such a nice guy...he deserves a bigger dick.
I'm eating dinner with his parents and my phone goes "MOVE BITCH GET OUT THE WAY!" Thanks.
We've been here for 9 days, so of course I am high at my in-laws' house.
My parents are being so annoying about my colon.
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