Id pretty much put it in anything at this point. Jello. Dogs. 12 year old boys
I sold 10 pepperonis for 5 dollars last night....i fucking love drunk people
Drinking gin at a party, riding a giant inflatable walrus all around the living room.
You have all been randomly chosen to participate in a new game called: how high was I? If you have any information about this or about where my clothing items went give me a shout. Thanks an good luck.
If for no other reason than to cuddle with that puppy, you have to hook up with him again.
Someone left me hummas on my door step between the hours of 1am-3am
Halfway through she said I was exactly like she imagined. So many things have been stroked this night.
I'm going to a one year olds birthday party to smoke weed. What has my life become.
One more sleep until playoffs, Canucks are back this year, you bet your ass I'm going to uphold the tradition of being the 90 lb girl that fights every hairy ass Bruins fan at BWW.
Ugh, once again I had to block the view of him peeing off the hotel bar balcony, I earned those free drinks!
I'm not dropping acid and watching game of thrones with you. That just sounds like a disaster waiting to happen.
Everyday this week I have woken up to a different dick pic. It's like a dick pic a day calendar!
Just woke up to Siri reminding me that i need to kill the giant orange spider in my room, because it's sorcery and witchcraft is sacrilegious. Did you give me LSD again!?!??!
so my parents definitely heard me when I was cumming last night...
The best part of last night is not remembering half of it
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