I just spent the last hour reading customer reviews on amazon.com for the book "it hurts when I poop." Send help.
I've blown a few things in my day
she's just sitting in a corner ripping all of the filters off her menthols
you should buy a sheep. A) you get an awesome pet. B) free coat
I never thought I would say the free bottle of grey goose was the problem but it was
What's the protocol when you drive the girl's head into the wall during sex and she starts to cry?
I would let Bear Grills repel down a waterfall using my dick if I could go to sleep right now.
My sober self will be embarrassed tomorrow. For now I am laughing my ass off.
He seems like a lot more than a waste of tequila
Maybe if I ever do become a counselor, I would just implement a kind of intensive meme therapy.
We are no longer allowed to make spur of the moment decisions about our love lives
ABSOLUTELY NOT
Babe, I'm gunna be straight with you. When you act like a dick it makes me regret not fucking my manager last week.
I must be really high or they really did just bring me a banana split instead of a burger
He made me promise not to describe his penis in detail to you....oops.
He ate me out for my sailor moon manga and I gave him a blowjob for his Devilman manga. Pretty sweet deal imo
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