i mean i cnt help that this campus has the highest STI rate
Black thong, sheer white shorts not a professional look. This chick has no idea what sunlight makes her outfit look like.
PS: the photo I uploaded for this internship site is the same one i used for my fake ID. I like to keep it classy.
just saw the guy i hooked up with last nights' face on a billboard. win.
Do you think flip cup during wine tasting is a bad idea? They're perfect flipping cups...
It doesn't count as drinking alone if you're making rum cake with it.
he said i give him, and i quote, "emotional blue balls"
I mean if she was naked in my room I would talk to her
Terrible hangover + phoenix airport + pizza hut....I think I might have entered one of the levels of hell.
OMG -- There are strippers in the bathroom crying because their power moves aren't good enough to win the competition
Man I was just the closest I've ever been to crapping my pants.
God bless the petty bitch who invented screen shot
Just saw the cop you hooked up with over break. He’s def hotter in uniform.
Tell him to stop shaving his pubes. #Notmyjam
I think a major source of concern would be the fact you snorted a shot. Who does that?
Now I know Sunday Funday means fucking till you loose your voice.
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