Why is it that every time I type the word "give" my phone spells out HIV?! You know how many people i've told I want to HIV them something!
omg this kid i'm babysitting is making a penis out of playdough ahhhh.
He just rolled me a 'baby penis' as opposed to his 'big boy' penis that he crafted...he just demanded that I roll him a penis.
he called me "his little blueberry cunt muffin"...how would that make you feel?
I'm taking child development now so if you get pregnant i can raise your child no worries
So he said if we had sex he'd take me to Build A Bear. My virginity is so worth a trip to build a bear.
You're 20.
IT'S BUILD A BEAR!
so id say it was a successful trip...i only got hit on by one cousin...
i want the original willy wonka imagination song to come on when i take a girl to my room
If we both stop thinking about your penis for just a moment, we'd realize it is important and good that you are spending quality time with your family
Man, only now that I'm single is it painfully obvious that I have zero booty calls in waiting. This could be a cold winter
Those were the days I had no morals... Dark times.
Shall we take a trip back?
Although I commend your efforts to keep my penis away from her, your sister is now booty walking up my stairs. Good game though, good game.
I wish I could just hang out in ERs.
I left your tip in your mailbox. Last night was amazing.
tried to suck my ex boyfriends dick last night at a bar... Happy homecoming from me to you
You can't leave me alone in times of distress because I will fuck things 🙈😐
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