Come on, it shouldn't be that hard NOT to suck someone's dick
i don't want a singing card. it disturbs my hangover. give me a pack of cigs taped to a bottle of wine and fuck me without a condom. happy vday baby.
i only understood the part that said mucho orgasmos
it was like having sex with a tree stump
His dick was as big as my arm. Giving him a handjob was like giving someone an Indian sunburn.
Just woke up to find myself cooking eggs on the imaginary stove in my room.
When it gets to the point that I'm more comfortable being naked at his house than my own, it's time to readdress the fuckbuddyship.
There are too many people and smells in this elevator for my hangover to handle.
There are flashing lights and a man dressed as Santa with a bullhorn in my cul de sac.
I'm not sure if this is awesome or scary.
What is the current exchange rate for ramen to jello shots?
Flaming shots last night. Missing an eye brow. There a connection?
Asking the homeless man what buss shelter is the warmest was not a good idea
can we for just one second remember that I played with a homeless man's rat at st marks?
I think I fell in love last night
That guy had a face tattoo and was named Cheddar. Please tell me you’re kidding.
Oh god I found a set of car keys in my pocket, and I have no idea who's they are
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