these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
I dont think problem is the right word. Problems arent something you enjoy. Life would be too boring without gambling.
Apparently I climbed into a dryer last night and refused to leave... There are pictures to prove it
i admit it was a weird experience, but why regret what once made you cum
I have vodka soaked strawberries. My latest tarot card reading hinted at a lesbian/bisexual coming out. I doubt I survive the night.
Dude it was bad... like you fell asleep around the toilet after drinking from the back tank bad.
You showed them your nipple for dollars for the jukebox. You were depressed because only one of your songs played. Oh then you twisted your ankle and blamed it on your mad stripper skills.
No shame in my game.
Debating going to the grocery store with my vibrator still in, cause I can't stand the idea of it out. Lets do some risk/reward
I am slightly proud of the fact his mom turns on the dryer located behind the spare bedroom EVERY time we visit!
Bored at work. googling vodka waffles.
Dude, you got arrested and then texted 911 to tell them you'd been kidnapped with a screenshot of your current location.
he sneezed into my face mid-kiss
Bless his heart
I'll be honest, this year's Vegas trip will be nothing short of disappointing if there's no repeat of the angry ménage a trios in a closet.
He sent me a picture of his cock that seemed to indicate that we were still on good terms.
I need to leave my mind and my stupid vagina are having fight over who's right
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