what if the hokey pokey really is what its all about?
me and my sister are feeding my dog poprocks. this is proof you don't need a lot of money to have fun.
You and I should start a club for people who woke up on outside on a bench with no idea how they got there.
In retrospect - making it rain salt all over our kitchen was not one of my best ideas.
So..I walked into his bathroom and found a bong and a blender in the shower.....normal?
Check Facebook. Random dude tagged us in photos from last night dancing at Denny's while eating a sampler platter. 1. How does he have our names, and 2. You said we ate at Tbell.
Has anyone ever told you you're majestic like a sea turtle when you fuck?
And your cock privileges have been revoked.
You should have seen her, she looked like a skinny Jabba The Hutt
That literally makes no sense
Exactly
We are there now. They have a giant cock and balls with an eagles face and wings.
We put your drunk ass to bed. 10 minutes later we heard you scream "DICK-PUNCH!!!" It was immediately followed by a shriek of pain and crying. So to answer your question; no, that's not "sex soreness".
im sleeping with a therapist...so you can talk to me.
My mom just found my nipple clamps...... oh God why....
Omg I just woke up in his bed.. I'm fully clothed and he is naked. I'm so confused.
I'm so high I have morphed into the monopoly man. Or maybe the Pringles guy. I don't know but I have a mustach now
I'm not big on drama but you need to put your pants on and leave.
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