My secretary told me she wishes she can have an affair with someone in the office (she's separated from her cheating husband)...Umm...Okaaay
My place. Tomorrow Night. Bring your liver, and something for it to do.
Dude she has a bf and shes on lockdown more than Nelson Mandela in 95
He played with my vagina like it was a turntable
Kelly Kapowski is pregnant and it's not Zach Morris'. I no longer believe in true love.
We're smoking a joint the size of the average penis right now. I may not survive.
we traced the origins of this shit fest of a relationship back to a single instance of road head. then we did a reinacment
We could supplement the Tour with Edward Andre-hands. Because 40s are for the 99%.
I've never been to a "going away to jail" cookout. do we bring a present?
I'm currently looking on facebook to see how slutty the girls from my kindergarden class are now. I have a problem.
I am both excited and frightened by the fact that this much everclear is legal here. Best vacation ever.
I was trying to pee in the bushes and the person who lived in the house where the bushes were planted started knocking on the window to get me to stop peeing in their bushes
Lets think Pancakes and sausages into existence
I woke up in a bath tub and my face was sore and it wasn't because of you, I was impressed
Sean just lit a cig with his taser..... I am in awe
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