I just found 'pokemon orgy' in my search history
its whatevr the fuvk you could ever want is wht it is. i dont wanna read. literacy? overated in my opinion. overated.
You bet me 100 dollars that the Raiders would win the super bowl this year. I have it on tape.
My room should be renamed "Land of the Misfit Condoms."
I'm going to practice throwing things up the the air and catching them between my boobs, because that seems like a cool party trick.
I just stood next to my childhood self. Fuck, I'm really stoned...
We may not see eye-to-eye on much, but I'm definitely willing to let you see eye-to-vagina again.
I saved him in my phone as "Well-Hung Burrito Savior." I love Taco Tuesday.
It's a sad day when you're not really phased by the McChicken video only because you've seen weirder porn.
So is seeing the guy's penis that I'm talking to something you're into or nah?
I wanna trust fall face first on a penis.
We just fucked in the park on a bench and a guy with a dog walked past us and the dog walked right up to us while the guy stared at his phone.
Why do I always have at least 8 men with whom I am conducting some sort of poorly planned love experiment?
I shaved my asshole for this. That's real dedication.
I'm seeing how far I can grow my leg hair out before Jason will say anything. I'm up to an inch
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