I don't usually arrange sex via text message
I've never had a man I enjoyed more than steak
I think I've lost the thrill of being a slut. It's just that the newness has worn off, I think.
how do you feel about lunch break shots ?
You should know me better than that. I don't whore around. I promise this is a blowjobs only kind of trip.
Hey we met at the bar a week ago. Your friend gave me a rose and you asked about my nipples.
Yeah he got kind of mad when he found out he had chased his last two shots with a combination of orange soda, water, and used mouth wash.
If this nail lady pinches my achilles one more time im kicking her directly in her bedazzled boobs
I accidentally kneed him in the balls while trying to straddle him so we ended up spending the night watching ffm porn online
The only thing that got rode last night was the shit face train. I brought him home to see wht all the hype was about and he just started crying and puking in my bathroom.
You've seen the quality of dick pics I normally get. The bar is high.
I wish more of my problems were easily solvable by taking a good long shit.
I guess the lesson here is that I shouldn't send nudes to elected officials.
He says the sweetest things but also that he wants to choke me when we fuck so it's kinda perfect.
I am real keen for none of this to be taken out of context so let’s just shut it down right now
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