This boy just came into class wearing sperrys and a polo but also carrying a longboard. I'm unequivocably attracted to his level of doucheyness.
Cool, so I just walked in on my grandfather checking his prostate in the kitchen.
I envy the lives of milf's kids, the little kid grabs her tits and she just laughs and says not now
You're gonna die alone anyway. Even if you do meet a man, they die earlier than women. Best case, you have to deal with grieving over his death and then die alone a couple years later. Worst case, you get a terminal illness and he divorces you, leaving you to die alone anyway.
Thanks, mom.
P.S. The slutty NASCAR driver costume will be saved and used year round for role play.
You're in the clear; you and Andrew did not joint fingerbang that girl on the dance floor last night.
Bring fortys. we have the duct tape. its onnn mothafuckaaaa
Just promise me you wont die... or hook up with an old asian lady playing slots
Cant promise that last part. I won't die though
You showed them your nipple for dollars for the jukebox. You were depressed because only one of your songs played. Oh then you twisted your ankle and blamed it on your mad stripper skills.
No shame in my game.
I'm ok. I've got the pantsless-with-dignity thing down pat
Winning the lottery was the best thing that ever happened to my penis.
Greatest pickup line ever: "We are out celebrating winning the lottery."
I WOULD NEVER LIE ABOUT SOMETHING AS SERIOUS AS SABADO GIGANTE BEING CANCELED
I think clothing becomes optional at the second date! But you seem like a rule breaker
I like to make sure they know it's casual by giving then a high five after sex
Drinking wine while working. Yay.
Just had sex at the YMCA.
We are so productive today.
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