So is chris hansen cool in person? Or is it just awkward while you wait for the cops?
there is a ziplock bag over sangria in a wineglass in the fridge...classy?
the best days in LIFE are when you realize you arent pregnant
i was so drunk i stopped mid-blowjob to make sure he i was with my boyfriend and not some random. twice.
You weren't lying about those ceramics students giving the best hand jobs.
Have you ever tried running while drinking 151?
I decided they need a food cart that just roams around the library like the cotton candy people at the circus. But with real food. like tacos cause it sounds delicious.
No it's okay, we're just driving to random places with the portable stripper pole and causing a ruckus.
Oh that's normal
What's grosser: using a dirty sex towel as an oven mitt? or using the oven to reheat superbowl bean dip for dinner?
Hey he's not bad, although he did have a glass eye
I'm so excited for post-beer fest chipotle. It will be better than scared shitless pre-go karting chipotle.
Seeing your boyfriend, side piece, and great white buffalo, all in one night? Its a sign right?
Proceed with caution.
Please tell me those naked pics were not your mom. Lie if you have to.
I'm eating taquitos in the bathtub at 5:30 am. What a great end to the night
Helped a guy at work today that did nothing but stare at my chest....safe to say the Girls were looking G.O.O.D. today.
Randomize
