nah, its part of my diet to keep track of the servings of everything i put into my body
how many servings is brandon's dick?
she's into porn, im staying here tonight
Considering he believes im part of the 2016 us curling team id say hes pretty drunk
I woke up to his little sister feeling me up. I guess it's time to meet the family.
she asked me if i can do her a favor, came over, and gave me head then left. i still dont understand how that was a favor for her.
Everything was good until you pulled the bartenders hair because she cut you off
that's all we do, eat and hve sex, eat and have sex. he thinks it's bad and that we need to talk more or whatever but I'm just not seeing the problem...
She's riding a bike down the street and drinking brown liquor. A pt cruiser is honking at her and she's like I HEAR YOU!!
Also, yes, I look pretty rough. But my ovaries fought back this morning so getting dressed decently was not a priority.
Sorry about the whole your mom seeing my face up your ass situation
Yeah. Got a major ego boost when she said she felt like she had just fucked King Arthur. Buying some donuts later to celebrate with, wanna join?
So when the drug raid cops tell you, you should get out of the relationship, it probably means its time.
Yeah we fucked. I ran into her the next day, I had to pick up the girl scout cookies I ordered from her boyfriends kids.
I found her outside drinking steak sauce out of the bottle.
I love him about as much as I'd love fucking myself with a cactus.
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