Hot guy, man whore rep, huge crush, alcohol that will fuck you up. I fail to see how this could go wrong
Do you think there is vodka in heaven?
you let me eat a milky way from your vagina. G is not lettin you hang out for eternity
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
I heard from multiple reliable sources that she doesn't have a gag reflex. Of course I'm going to try to go home with her.
The Swedes wanted a tensome.
may have given a homeless man 70 dollars in exchange for his sandals. so yea, i'm going as jesus for next halloween.
So hungover. Sitting in class about to puke during this ladys flute performance. Not sure why were having a flute concert in biology
I hate that you live in a gated community. I feel your guard judges me every time I go to your house at 3 am an leave at 5am
Im going..... Drinking all day and hand jobs from 18yr old emo rich girls that are just trying to get back at mom and dad for being to protective...SOLD
we need to invent and abuse teleportation
I'm eating year old chocolate from the trash can. It was in a ziploc bag but still, this is a new low. Help me.
Can't tell if it's the drugs or science magic, but I *THINK* that mouse just turned into a squirrel.
You were cussing me out in sign language, and slurring your signs.
That's some kind of record drunk there...
Omg. I definitely just got hit on by my doctor AFTER he completed my pap smear which clearly showed I was in the middle of an outbreak. What. The. Fuck.
I slept with six men with different nationalities this week. Who says I'm not a woman of culture?
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