dude chill. it wont be anything like your seventh grade birthday party.
My dick has been asking about u. He said he didn't do anything wrong n I'm a dumbass
And then he came out of the bathroom in a kimono
im in his phone as 'great ass to tap'
In other news I saw a pack of make believe zombies walking down green st.
gotta love wednesdays
i had confetti in my bra
i still find it in random places like a shoe or my car. that week haunts me
on the way to the hospital you kept asking if we could stop at the bar first. then you proceeded to puke out the window
He's covered in dirt and enchiladas. We're going drinking now.
I honestly can't remember your justification for putting peanut butter on your cell phone.
How soon is too soon to enter the slutty phase of this breakup?
Somehow ed fucked carrie while purposely not saying a single word to her all night. He just nodded and smiled.
Would it have been easier if he talked to her?
Yeah, but i bet him he couldn't do it. Now he gets a free taco bell combo of his choosing.
I was just laying in bed wondering if there's more important things in life than cheese stuffed pretzels.
Nah I've been there. The worst you'll see is some hobo peeing in a sewer at 3 am on a Saturday
I crawled to the bathroom this morning there were cornpops scattered on the floor? What was I doing last night?
He ate me out for an eternity. Like fell asleep, woke up, and he was still doing it.
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