And my dad told him he was a great looking guy. and then added "no homo" after.
I was just standing there and then BOOM! She was attacking my face with her mouth.
I don't get it, man. She treated me like a sexual predator but treated you like a piece of meat.
I feel that the whole multiple orgasm thing is god's way of saying "sorry for the childbirth deal"
Congratulations, you fucked a nickle into me.
how the fuck is Katelyn 5'1" and 85 lbs and she tackled a bouncer to the ground?
Bjs on a first date are the gateway to getting to know someone for who they really are.
The spark has left our relationship. i used to make slightly inflammatory jokes at you. you would retaliate in jest. look at this. look at what is happening here.
I don't want a baby! I JUST WANT AN ORGASM THAT ISN'T SELF INFLICTED.
I literally paid cover, got kicked out. Tried to explain that I was just clumsy, but mispronounced it. Then I got pissed off, stormed out..and clotheslined myself on a velvet rope. How was your night?
my cat just photo bombed my nudie.. does this qualify me as a cat lady?
Either of you know why the shower was on and the bathroom door wide open with no one in there at 6 in the morning?
He made me put my cow print vest and my cowboy hat from my ' sheriff woody' costume and said I'll show you a woody. What I charmer huh!? I love make up sex
We left him in some bushes a few blocks down toward campus. Did he find his way home?
He gave us beer and shots and made us pizza in his brick oven before firing a handgun into the air to signal it was time to give us a ride in his inflatable raft to the bars.
He's like a mythological figure
Vegas never ceases to amaze me. Hung out with a stripper from ATL all night and got nuthin, but the next night meet a bride-to-be who gives me a bj in the elevator.
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