Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
how ive managed to spend 100$ at an open bar is beyond me.
Vanilla vodka + chocolate soymilk does NOT equal an epic milkshake.
kinda considering buying a life alert for sophmore year
I'm sure that's not what the inventers of the Turkey baster had in mind, but that's what I had in mine.
today's workout consisted of me putting my fake in my sports bra and running to the liquor store.
The cops walked in and cracked up bec he was passed out on the couch in a pink tutu.
I feel like I grabbed someones dick last night, & if I didn't I'll be disappointed in myself
i meant to type that i went to that party for shits and giggles, but my phone corrected me and said for shots and goggles...either one works
All I want to do on Facebook today is comment on people I knew in high schools profile pictures and tell them how much uglier they are now.
My mom told me to get it out of my system now bc once I hit 30 it's not acceptable to get "white girl wasted".
I met a guy last night who bought me a book on Amazon at the bar and then we had sex. Boners for books is a thing. Boom.
Let's drink lean at the 5 seconds of summer concert. Give the teens a glimpse into their future as dysfunctional adults holding desperately onto their youth. You in?
Blame the bisexuality and move on?
So he called his lawyer from the bar to confirm the cost of hitting the douchebag before flooring him. I respect his planning skills.
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