Dude I wish you were here. I'm innthe back seat and it looks like outer space and everything feels like rice. idk. wtf.
we just got in the car and birthday sex is playing
that is a sign the 3 of us should have a threesome
we agree. completely
Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
Yeah but if I do that, I'd have to buy my own stomach pump for the house. That doesn't seem like a great thing to have sitting on the coffee table.
Am I a whore if I make out with a boy just so michelle can't?
She compared sex to doing dishes."You scrub them until they're wet."
He got mauled by a 200lb cement boulder and all he could say in the back of the ambulance is 'I'm so getting laid for this'
for future reference: even when 4 loko is flat it still fucks you up. im near a tree. come find me.
Was waiting for the adderal to kick in then realized I had been brushing my teeth for eighteen minuites
Cause i'm hanging over the toilet bowl and thinking about your ball in my mouth is not helping
I hope you dream of an avalanche of penises
Lets just say my thoughts when getting dressed this morning was "vagina friendly" options
Easter was a success. We had an egg hunt and hid weed and conforms inside them. Cooked a ham, made some jello, got wasted. THIS is adulthood?!
Virgins should have to wear a badge. This burden is too heavy...
Does sweetest day count when you're spending it with your fuck buddy, high and eating Pizza Hut?
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