? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
Dude, I would hit that so hard that whoever could pull me out would become the king of England
I just came to the conclusion that the most depressing part of my day is when I have to put clothes on.
they hired a photographer to take a family portrait for grandmas bday gift. we just hired a male stripper. we are def the better grandkids.
it's a little hard to watch the basketball games with my family considering they keep cheering for the guy that i had a one night stand with...
my mom just wingman'd for me at a bar. i really don't know what else to say.
I need to stop getting so excited when a guy unzips his pants and its bigger than my boyfriends. I look like a kid in a candy store.
The guy next to me just said he wont play beer pong on principle. Im scared.
Well I was going to go home but vodka happened.
I'm gonna take a crap in the portashitter like a civilized human being.
Mom just told me I need to start having sex.
I know I'm high, but the dude in target definitely just told me that it's best to walk through every door in life like you're a t-rex....
Imagine how different my life would be if I could find a man who gave me more pleasure than pizza at 2am when I'm drunk.
Everytime I give him head I make him rub my back. Teamwork at it's finest.
Apparently i disappeared and no one found me until the morning , but i have fifty missed calls
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