exactly what part of this weekend seemed like a good idea?
3am cut off hipster s***'s afro on porch. Opened champagne. Felt like delilah cutting off samson's hair. Then shower & anal. So I guess his powers are intact.
Dude dan is so baked he taped his remote to the futon so he couldn't lose it again. Come over here
For once I'm glad there wasn't morning sex. Yes, that sore from the night before.
he convinced the breakfast vendor to melt twix bars on bacon for me at 4am. he slurred every word. i think i found my prince charming.
he got a rim job in the basement.
apparently i was the one who gave it to him.
no more heavy drinking durning the lady that cleans the office told me i have to emtpy my own thrash if i puke in it
dont call me baby and dont touch my ears. ITS ALL I ASK
I'm not sure which is more depressing, the fact that the hospital is making me put together a living will before surgery, or that all i'll be leaving behind is 25k in student loan debt
What's his name?? He crossfits 6 times a week, works in finance & is into the occasional felony class drug. His name is irrelevant in order to know if I wanna bone him again.
Welcome to Missouri, the show me your genitals state.
The language barrier was annoying .... So we just had sex. That is how you deal with not being able to chat isn't it???
My apartment looks like the apocalypse of sobriety.
My life is pants optional.
I got drunk. Then I took a shit.
It was a good shit
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