You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
Yeah, but thats the third time she's peed on me.
had to check his id this morning to remember his name.... i was wayy off
he looks like a really good dad on facebook
So Ive decided I have serious issues. Im walking around the school with a bag labeled booze money collecting from people while slightly hungover at 8:20 in the morning, and nobody is questioning me.
i don't think my life will be extraordinarily more meaningful if i let him put his tongue in my butthole.
I took a picture of his ID so i could remember how to spell his last name and facebook stalk him later...I think he saw me do it
I shaved my legs and got a bikini wax, I don't care what I take home as long as it has a penis
I'm keeping track of how many times I've said "Shhh, act like you're not naked." in my life. So far, 3 times.
He asked me if I wanted to blow his whistle and proceeded to pull out an actual whistle.
Also my bed has glitter in it for reasons I do not recall
I used an explanation of Walking Marriages in the Mosuo Culture to successfully negotiate an open relationship. That Anthropology degree is finally starting to pay off.
I told him you forbid me to sleep with him so he needs to accept that.
he was peeing off the deck shouting "urinals are for pussies" that's how much hurricane.
First she snuck beer into the movies and then proceded to give me a handjob in the dark theatre. I think I'm in love
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