i just google searched 'can you pop your ovary'
youre talking to a girl on facebook chat right now and im sitting behind her in class lol. creepy?
Nhdgh I love you very much hello becausevs. Vagina pensiono
What. The. Fuck. No, you will not spank me.
That wasn't intended for you, my bad.
I tapped out to boredom. She bought me a full meal at Subway. Two tap beers and a pretty weak long island iced tea. I'm five dollars cheaper to fuck than she is.
He did not want a thank you for helping me move in bj. I don't know how to thank him now.
omg he fucking fingered me this morning. and i was just like this is the most awkward alarm clock ive ever had
After your mom took her 12th and fatal tequila shot she proceeded to fall head first into the bonfire... Guess I don't have to fear getting old after all
I would like to apologize once again for rubbing your thigh with my hands and face for a very long time last night.
YOU ARE TAKING ADVANTAGE OF MY INEBRIATED STATE
YOU ARE DRUNK AND USED AND SPELLED THE WORD "INEBRIATED" CORRECTLY. I AM TAKING ADVANTAGE OF NOTHING.
I CAN'T HELP THAT I'M MULTITALENTED YA FUCKER
Lol what? Monday night impromptu acid drop was the alternative.
There are no female cereal mascots. I just realized that in my drunken state... So sexist...
He's on the porch naked. Help.
And the you walked in and said to the only under age dude "IM NOT SLEEPING WITH YOU TONIGHT!!!" You may not have high standards but thanks for not sleeping with my brother!
But I think I successfully seduced her with my alias.
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