dude i totally did the walk last night came out of her room to see her dad sitting there straight lookin at me...wtf
The girl I brought home was really impressed with the pile of blow you were doing while watching "Intervention."
Was it a mistake telling him I couldn't get the abortion until I was 2 months along on the first date?
our school mascot just walked into class and threw condoms everywhere. welcome to college
I hate thxgiving break now because that totally means I'm not able to have sex for a week.
just because she blew him doesn't mean she knows his name.
She just invited me to drunkenly make out on the kitchen floor again.....
I don't think I'm emotionally ready for this blow job.
I could write a book on how to barely get by in community college. I just took an online quiz on my phone, at the bar, 6 minutes before it was due.
Just had the best random sex ever with a girl I picked up from a pro choice rally uptown. God bless the Democratic National Convention.
He's tweaking out . If he's on fucking bathsalts and eats my face like a chalupa pull the plug. I don't want to live with no fucking face. Pull. The. Plug.
God I hope the gutter I die in is nice. You know, for a gutter.
I appreciate having someone to objectively critique my dick pics.
How drunk you think somebody has to be, that they think that putting out a profile pic like that can be even a slightly good idea?
I I was gonna wake him up with a blow job but I don't know how he would feel about it.
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