Ill do this for you.
You are a team player.
This is me making up for not putting my tongue inside you more.
Can you call him, he said something about going to the balcony to pee and now hes texting me saying hes lost
Have you ever wondered what your stripper song would be?
Well I'm 85-90% sure that he licked syrup off my body, but no guarantees...
By the third Id pass back i figured the bouncer had fucked one of us.
He smells so good today
Seriously, back away from the sexual harrasment suit.
We fist bumped behind their backs while drunk hooking up with them... Do other girls do this too? Or is it just us?
after tonight, seriously nothing could taste better than toothpaste
I got written up at work for smelling like sex and vodka. Still not sure how they put that into professional terms.
My neck kind of hurts. I think from sleeping on the concrete.
Are you still feeling it? I'm in the bathtub. The water doesn't work but it's okay because I'm wearing pants.
It bothers me when I see my old fuck buddies starting families on Facebook.
I think i got beer on your cat.
I promise I won't bug you anymore, I just need the following things at your convenience but preferably soon: my earrings, cup, and panties. Thanks. Good talk.
Yes. I had to slow down my handjob so he would last...-and I give shitty handjobs to begin with
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