worst experience of my life. her nipples were sick. kinda like a venn diagram
a pedometer??? no beatles?Steve jobs just took a dump in CA and it landed on my heart
thanks for brining me home and putting me in my bed. the pillow fort your built around me is also appreciated.
I'm drinking vodka out of a coffee pot. and i'm not even mad about it
Wore last nights jeans to Christmas Dinner with the fam, found a half gram of blow, while they're praying ill be railing.
You went home with a man in a loincloth
I just watched him leave in half a loincloth. Don't you just love Halloween???
Do you think I could convince a doctor that my uterus is poisoning me? It wouldn't technically be a lie. It does more harm than good.
Also, I'm going to yoga because I have a Taylor Swift range of emotions right now.
He plays guitar, sings like an angel, and acts like a gentleman. If I don't fuck him by the end of first semester, I'm dropping out
Sex and compliments. The way to my heart
Come get me...at gazebo by side entrance....im passed out in a bush...this is a Bar A bouncer texting for your buddy
Just saw a fat guy on a flower print moped. He's my hero.
I gave him breakup sex, AGAIN
I ate cake in bed. Felt great
My boobs are too perky to pay that much for a car
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