I want to stick my p in your. b.
another moral hangover. fuck.
Does this mean you'll turn into an Albanian at the next full moon?
From now on, just let me go home. I'm tired of hooking up with your roommates... Including you.
shut up. I wear heels bigger than your dick
Frozen waffles and wine. Loneliness-party of one
Last thing i remember is pounding jager and puking in that nerds george foreman grill. Then i wake up this morning with some random tooth brush in my mouth
Day drinking is so dangerous way too many construction workers out there to flirt with
Hahahaha don't tempt me. Remember we're trying to avoid airport jail if possible
I got asked to "be the filling in a man sandwich." You don't get to pick the club again. EVER.
I feel like it could help stop wars and begin world peace and the continents can unite for one Monday because chicken fries come back today
He then used a box cutter I keep in my car to open the plan b. Who says chivalry is dead?
Hi. Tara tells me your sandwiches and stamina are substantial
I forgot a room to the key..so whenever you wake ip and read this...I'm sleeping inthe hallway..please find me
They tried to get you to drink water and all you kept shouting was, "NO MORE LIQUIDS OF *ANY* KIND."
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