That shit is worth it...they got medicine for that now a days
i cant talk right now. we are trying to finish our homework so we can play with play-doh
Yes..we had amazing sex that I have a 50 percent chance of remembering.
it was a whole new experience in the world of ball fondling
you referred to yourself as the crossing guard because of your neon shirt and began directing bar traffic
Just beat 2 Norwegian women in beer pong. Never been so proud to be an American.
Dude. Zebras have bad attitudes.
He came up to me looked at my tits said they were huge, rated them a 7 and then asked if girls really do masterbate. To make it better, he put his hand up to my face and said his penis is longer than my face...
Second time this week margarita night turned homoerotic
So if a girl goes for it you're gonna stop her and tell her you gave up ejaculation for lent?
i may or may not be making depth charges with cough syrup. i'll call you if i survive.
I threw a beer bottle at the bartender and pissed myself. Somehow, I didn't get kicked out.
I'll get tired halfway through and end up passed out at a taco shack honestly
Im wearing black today mourning the orgasm i couldn't get this morning :(
Must lick fork, like it's a DICK
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