HE had a tribal tattoo tramp stamp, jasmine.
A homeless guy asked you to feel your boobs, you accepted in exchange for his broom to go with your witch costume..... that's when I cut you off
not only did i manage to get kicked out of the bar, i also got kicked out of denny's. i didnt even know that was possible.
She refers to my dick as princess Sarah... oddly I'm okay with that.
Most of the time people just stick whatever they want in my mouth. Thanks for letting me decide this time
I feel like he knows I had a dream about him eating me out in the janitors closet at the holiday party. He's giving me THAT look.
she fell through a window trying to flash someone
Of course, you get to fuck all night while I'm stuck in the girls bathroom sucking a limp dick for coke
OMG bikini contest at the bar. You can see this one chicks scar from her c-section and I'm pretty sure she is the best of the bunch.
Because at some point last night we decided that shotgunning beers from a paint stick was a good idea
She took one look at my hardon and said, "You have a dick built for anal."
That wasn't a compliment.
nana can keg stand better than me. should i be proud?
I still can't believe I was army crawling thru his backyard at 2am..
What has my life become? I'be officially recruited my fuck buddy for help getting my ex back.
Our son just found our secret Sex Dungeon that is no longer hidden in our basement. He brought his Xbox and the TV down there he is currently sitting in the sex swing playing video games. What do I do?
Randomize
