It's like sleeping with someone you met at a karaoke bar. It's never okay.
yeah he didnt know till after their one year. You have no idea how bad i wanna say "dude i sucked on those boobs before you"
How are you going to pay for strippers in Vegas when you were just begging for McDoubles?
i cant wait for all this BS that is happening with Tiger to happen to Tebow
I mean, he was my book buddy in 1st grade. The kid taught me how to read, the least I could do was give him head.
just took my birth control pill with a shamrock shake. happy st. patrick's day
no dont talk to me..because of you my bar tab was more expensive than my hospital bill
I thought I would take a shower to wake me up but now I'm naked wet and stoned laying on my bed instead of just stoned laying on my bed
i have to go- we're throwing the dummy from the balcony again
Just received a visit from the Ghost of Bad Decisions Past. Kind of weird 90% of the flashbacks happened in the same sixteen month span, the rest happened at Taco Bell.
i am an animal i am literally locking myself in my house and not coming out for a week i don't deserve to be in public
I'm at the local community college pretending to be a substitute for a computer applications class
Hey! How are you feeling? Still preferring soup over sex?
For the record you're an amazing lay and you have great taste in breakfast sandwiches
And I had on a penis ring on the whole time at dinner. And I ate veal...
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