i think i just puked on my phone
we live great lives
she was licking his armpits.
asian porn is just fucking weird. End of story.
I started to trust fall random people on the dance floor
Two dudes got up on top of the pianos and danced shirtless. They didnt even get kicked out. I love vegas
Get this. Chipped my front tooth taking a sip of a gay mans beer out of my cleavage. Fuck my fucking life. that'll be fun to explain to my dentist
I feel like I have two modes: Super fuckin high, or super giddy from caffeine. I have learned to accept this.
I'm not gonna get my cat high anymore because what if he has a heart attack. I don't want to be responsible for that shit
I need more social interactions that don't involve sex
Just follow the currents of life. And if they take me on to a guys dick, so be it.
I have to have sex on a bidet. I'm not sure what kind, but it's reason #4 for an Italian vacation!
i just realized... if i ever hook up with someone on my bed, we'll be fucking atop my animated batman themed bedset.
I'm way too hungover for life right now
Want to come over and dangle your tits on top of me like a skewer?
He's the one named Andrew. In his profile picture he is the one on the right in the monkey costume.
Well, let me first tell you that jack and cokes were ONE FUCKING DOLLAR.. It's like the club wanted me to make poor choices.
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