its like his balls were made of silver and he was trying to polish the tarnish off
Some kid in my class just puked in his backpack, zipped up the backpack, put the backpack on and walked out the door.
Just finished my law exam. Questions 4-18 seemed to pertain specifically to things we've done this semester.
I took my vicodin with tequila. I can FEEL gravity...
I started to trust fall random people on the dance floor
She has puke in her hair, is missing a shoe and is now crying. People trust her to be their child's teacher
First and foremost she's my friend, but she's also a mistake I make when I'm drunk
On a toatally unrelated note, I see music in my hair
the whole bar just wished me luck with my booty call tonight
just woke up and currently drinking copious amounts of eggnog straight from the carton to replenish the electrolytes lost last night
So you'd go straight for a fat chick with cheese on her tits?
Yes.
Waffles and pussy, what else is there?
In my defense, there are at least three ways to die doing that, and I'm still here. America, Fuck Yeah!
We saw the mini basketball hoop and unicycle and just knew we had to create a new sport
Drunk minds think alike
you said you didn't feel like drinking anymore so you mixed vodka with your applesauce and ate it
Randomize
