I wish "capable of destroying an innocent girl's life" is something I could put on my resume
i've hooked up with him and three of his roommates and not a single one of them knows about it..think its safe to say i found the silver lining in a boys inability to communicate
well considering we left the bathroom with the mirror off the wall, a bloody nose, and clothes all messed up they assume im just a coke whore now..
I think we should take up crocheing or stamp collecting....something completely lacking penises
if drunk means calling me and asking to borrow the game of life at 2am then I think you were drunk
I think I'm still a little drunk from Sunday Funday and I just changed for a date in my car. wish me luck.
Do u feel more socially accepted since someone else made up their girlfriend too?
At one point, he came in to give her a pep talk, and then after he left, she just kept whispering his name into the toilet between heaves.
So yeah, don't be alarmed when you come home after work to find me eating cookie dough out of a margarita glass with a knife and watching The Little Mermaid. It's been one of those days.
he stopped talking to me, quit his job, moved out of the province and then told me it was "no big" when I called him apologizing...
Napping in front of family members can be embarrassing when you get a christmas boner in your sleep
I've never had someone have to dis-arm themselves before I sucked their dick prior to that
Interesting, I was always told to run away from crazy, but you seem to think we should run towards them dick first.
we finally found him at 2 am. he was 3 miles from the house and tried running into the lake when he saw us pull up. i don't think he'll be taking ecstacy again any time soon.
Dear god my vagina.
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