I sk at the spereo and my dad gave me and all access pass
what???
AN ALL ACCESS PASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
that john and kate plus 8 dude has ruined asians for me
i feel like a thai whore the morning after the navy left.
I tried to throw up out of my window but I forgot there was a mesh screen.
He gave Paula abdoul a run for her crazy
Romer got arrested for getting in a bar fight with a bus boy because he was trying to steal a keg, had it all the way to the car
You skyped me last night to show me the girl passed out on your bed.
I just woke up in his house on his bathroom floor with an IV in my arm.
i knew it was time to leave the bar when i caught myself doing karate dance moves with a married man.
Dude you ate toast sprawled out on my kitchen floor and said "this is comfy". No more day drinking.
When we were fucking he said and I quote "we're like a sex fajita"
So this tall girl jumped in our cab and I was like hey I have pics of u on my phone. It wasn't creepy at all
I had sex on the roof of the dorm last night ... I feel like a combination of spiderman and van wilder
I told him about the time I blacked out and shit myself and he still wanted to have sex with me that night. Feeling pretty optimistic about where this fling is going.
Im sorry for telling you id rather jump into traffic than date you again. I didnt mean to be so rude
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