I'm the only one here who isn't hooking up, coming out of the closet, or crying because of one of those 2 things.
Word to the wise: learn how to ask "What is my bail posted as" in French before traveling abroad.
i don't remember but I assumed it was bad when I woke up with directions from his house to mine already pulled up on my phone
You broke into someone's house and stole a pan of lasagna.
Last night was the first night with all of the roommates, and what started as a calm night of light drinking got out of hand. There's a girl on my couch wearing only a fanny pack.
I knew my sign language would come in handy. I just used sign to coordinate a coke deal.
I went out as a member of the house of Gryfindor and came home as Snooki
Did I actually say goodbye last night or did I just poison you with vodka and disappear?
It's like a squid of pain has attached to my head and it spreading it's whorey tentacles all over.
He had "Bad Bitches Only" tattooed above his dick. I don't know his name but I hope I find him again. I also don't feel that I lived up to the challenge.
She hash-tagged my name. I think it's safe to say that she remembers our hookup.
Girls at BYU need to learn how to handle a penis. I swear my date last night was trying to pull it off my body to use later.
She fucked the dishwasher AND the manager.
Well, she isn't a classist. You've got to give her that.
I'm not sure if 14 year old me would be disappointed or proud that I fucked him behind her middle school??
It is like...the most transformative hard on I have ever had.
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