if i had a camp nickname it would be Flick Bean
I checked for jungle juice on Weight Watchers. they didn't have it.
It's very clear that i'm the girl sweating out four lokos at 2 in the afternoon at the gym
Until last night, I had never actually thrown up ON a sandwich
Define 'illegal'. Your idea of it and my idea are in separate universes.
I don't know what you're talking about but its dick galore in the tub. We will be getting poked tonight. Bring forks.
You know, there is no convenient place for your beer when you are on shrooms taking a shower.
You need to come over. I cant get her to stop eating honey mustard straight from the squeeze bottle
Frozen pudding on a popsicle stick. Bill Cosby would be so proud of drunk me.
Aside from the slim chance of pregnancy, I'm gonna call last night a raging success.
Dude found out there's an open bar at the celebration of life thing for my grandma which is at noon. Now I know why I can drink so much
Just remembered I railed lines while holding a puppy
the next morning we realized we didnt speak the same language... guess i subconsciously did learn a little german last semester. thanks study abroad.
ah the experiences a semester in Vienna can give you. Frau would enjoy knowing that even while sleeping during class you still managed to learn enough german to get laid
Remember how I made that resolution to remain celibate for 6 months? Well, I just broke that
You literally made that 4 hours ago...
There's a difference tho. *I* drink at seven in the morning because I work graveyards. YOU drink at seven in the morning cause you're an alcoholic.
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