I'm at a work party and I don't know how to drink socially. You know, like slow?
Threesome last night. Not that cool, you tend to pick a favorite.
Just found a "how to get laid" book on the dresser and am now a victim of method number 16 corollary 7.
If its allowed to Tornado at 830am then Im allowed to have a beer and a cigarette at 830am
just 'accidentally' changed my relationship status to 'in an open relationship' just to see what offers I might get if I were to dump him. it's not looking good
I can't leave. She doesn't trust me and my penis being out in the world without supervision.
I dont know how to respond to your rave picture. I mean yeah, he's hot, but it just seems wrong to be like "Please tell me you fucked that guy with the pacifier!"
He is like a dragon that makes me want to spread my butt cheeks, so he can fill me with hot fire.
I try not to have friends with attractive fathers, it only brings my morals down.
Im so glad I make morally wrong decisions. It's like the best worst thing I've ever done.
My hot gay tattoo artist grew a beard and I'm not taking it well.
Also he said my vagina was sculpted by gods so there must be some feelings here.
I bought a mink out of the back of some guy's van on my walk home from the bar yesterday
DO NOT PREHEAT THE OVEN THIS MORNING! WE STARTED USING IT AS A WINE STASH AROUND MIDNIGHT.
Don't try to butter me sideways
That is without a doubt the most Southern thing you have ever said.
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