The dr is doing well, he randomly asked if I was bi
Interestingly im still mad at you for the time we got high and you tried to hump me.
Lol thats a classic
she requested me as her brother on facebook.... biggest. letdown. ever.
just saw a couple drunkenly stumble over to the family planning aisle of Walgreens. inspiring.
Am I allowed to say that I would really enjoy blowing you again? Or does that fall into the "nothing changes between us" catagory?
I'm not an expert but calling her the "hot lesbian" isn't going to coerce her into a 3some with you
Just purchased ketchup, body wash, and lube. Hope you're ready for the post-memorial-day-cookout-shower-anal.
his face was nice enough, but his choice of footwear screamed columbian drug lord
I'm obsessing over hocus pocus right now. What if I change my Grindr profile to "come little children, I'll take thee away to a land of enchantment"
There's a picture of you on facebook laying in the street with 3 cops standing over you after you faceplanted off that guy's shoulders.
Is that what happened to my face?!
Not saying puking on the side of a cab was how I imagined freshman year of med school but...
I am. I woke up on someone's front lawn dressed as max Payne also be proud.
We played a 4 hour game of True American then we fucked on the floor for a couple hours Happy 20th to me
He has a bear rug in his room. I'm going to ask if we can have sex on it. Wilderness sex.
It's a race to see if I finish the bottle first or my homework
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