k, so I just picked a four leaf clover, then saw my dads penis. Lucky? I think not.
Sorry, I don't speak sober.
whatever sunny in Philadelphia does on Thursday nights, I'm doing all weekend.
the way i see it, im about one adderall binge away from graduating
i found her half dressed with her feet in the washer..she said it was sooo warm.
I don't appreciate you drunk dressing passed-out me in spandex for bed
Dude she's famous. She's on an episode of campus pd. Can't not fuck her
I feel as though sleeping all day due to the effects of prescription painkillers paid for by union insurance made this the most American day ever for me
I think I'm still a little drunk from Sunday Funday and I just changed for a date in my car. wish me luck.
I find it fascinating that she'd be more comfortable with her mom finding out she submits dirty disney confessions on tumblr than about her secret email account she uses to chat with dutch and brazilian strangers.
After getting all 4 of my wisdom teeth removed I asked my dentist how much better would I be at head
Is it possible to hurt your vagina working out, because I think my Dumbass accomplished that... 😯😟😒😓
Do I even want to know?
WHY IS SHE PANDERING YOU, A SIMPLE GOBLIN, TINY WEENER PICTURES OVER STATE LINES
Happy 4 year arrest-aversary! I promise no thanksgiving has been as eventful as that one haha..
You should have thought of that before emitting walrus sounds while intoxicated
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